i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Randomize
