She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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