For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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