My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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