Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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