D3 body, D1 cock
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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