p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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