Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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