Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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