If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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