Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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