Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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