wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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