Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
