Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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