Me. At least after what I've been through.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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