I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
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