So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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