Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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