Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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