Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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