I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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