Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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