You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
you had me at cake vodka
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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