Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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