so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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