I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I want to fling myself into the sun
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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