Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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