Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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