I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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