We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
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