so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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