i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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