I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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