Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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