come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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