Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Randomize
