So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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