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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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