Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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