i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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