I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize