I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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