Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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