fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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