TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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