We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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