Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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