The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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