It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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