Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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