Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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