I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
and you fell through a lawn chair
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Shame is for Republicans.
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