I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
she pinky promised me she was 18
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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