with your own penis?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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