hotel room ftw
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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